bawy
stardustandstrawberries:

stardustandstrawberries:

Imagine Jane and Thor go camping somewhere far enough from cities and light pollution that she can see the Milky Way…
* A hungry mountain lion stalks into camp. Thor picks it up by the scruff of the neck then isn’t quite sure what do do. “Jane! What should I do with this beast? Bruce said they were endangered and if I encountered one I was not to kill it! IT IS TEARING MY FAVORITE SHIRT! JANE! WHERE SHOULD I PUT IT???” She manages to stop laughing long enough to take a photo.

Extended headcanon:
Jane manages to get a few photos, one of Thor holding an enraged mountain lion in one hand while trying to roll his sleeve out of reach of its claws with the other, one of him carrying it to the edge of the forest, a few rather comical ones of him flapping his arms at it to scare it away and rather more than strictly necessary of him peeling his ruined shirt off. When they get back she shows them to Darcy, who recognizes social media gold when she sees it and puts them on the Avengers’ Facebook and twitter.
They immediately go viral (especially the shirtless ones) with a few unexpected consequences. Several conservation charities invite him to become a spokesperson, which he accepts at Bruce’s urging.
A surprising number of commentators are outraged that he didn’t kill the lion “like a real man would” - Tony and Clint make a series of popular YouTube videos doing dramatic readings of the most ridiculous, with the occasional guest appearance by Natasha for the comments from women, and get the guy who repeatedly calls Thor a pussy nominated for a Darwin award.
Thor just keeps grumbling that “that was my favorite shirt, Jane gave it to me when first I came to Midgard”, and Jane doesn’t have the heart to tell him it used to belong to her ex.

[above: the one of him carrying it to the edge of the forest]
Awwwww! That’s why it’s his favourite. :))))
I picture it as a T-shirt (the dark-blue one Jane gave him with the sticker “Hello my name is Donald Blake M.D.”, the one that witnessed his transformation from a royal jerk into a hand-kissing, research-supporting, anti-mug-smashing, grateful, lovable teddy bear); it’s my headcanon of your headcanon. XD

stardustandstrawberries:

stardustandstrawberries:

Imagine Jane and Thor go camping somewhere far enough from cities and light pollution that she can see the Milky Way…

* A hungry mountain lion stalks into camp. Thor picks it up by the scruff of the neck then isn’t quite sure what do do. “Jane! What should I do with this beast? Bruce said they were endangered and if I encountered one I was not to kill it! IT IS TEARING MY FAVORITE SHIRT! JANE! WHERE SHOULD I PUT IT???” She manages to stop laughing long enough to take a photo.

Extended headcanon:

Jane manages to get a few photos, one of Thor holding an enraged mountain lion in one hand while trying to roll his sleeve out of reach of its claws with the other, one of him carrying it to the edge of the forest, a few rather comical ones of him flapping his arms at it to scare it away and rather more than strictly necessary of him peeling his ruined shirt off. When they get back she shows them to Darcy, who recognizes social media gold when she sees it and puts them on the Avengers’ Facebook and twitter.

They immediately go viral (especially the shirtless ones) with a few unexpected consequences. Several conservation charities invite him to become a spokesperson, which he accepts at Bruce’s urging.

A surprising number of commentators are outraged that he didn’t kill the lion “like a real man would” - Tony and Clint make a series of popular YouTube videos doing dramatic readings of the most ridiculous, with the occasional guest appearance by Natasha for the comments from women, and get the guy who repeatedly calls Thor a pussy nominated for a Darwin award.

Thor just keeps grumbling that “that was my favorite shirt, Jane gave it to me when first I came to Midgard”, and Jane doesn’t have the heart to tell him it used to belong to her ex.

[above: the one of him carrying it to the edge of the forest]

Awwwww! That’s why it’s his favourite. :))))

I picture it as a T-shirt (the dark-blue one Jane gave him with the sticker “Hello my name is Donald Blake M.D.”, the one that witnessed his transformation from a royal jerk into a hand-kissing, research-supporting, anti-mug-smashing, grateful, lovable teddy bear); it’s my headcanon of your headcanon. XD

Headcanons

stardustandstrawberries:

Imagine Jane and Thor go camping somewhere far enough from cities and light pollution that she can see the Milky Way.
* They’re putting in the tent pegs and without thinking about it she just hands him a little rubber mallet. He stares at it, bewildered, for a few seconds and then they both start laughing helplessly.
* Looking out over this amazing view of the unspoilt wilderness she mentions she’d kill for a donut. He flies off and comes back twenty minutes later with a huge box of glazed donuts. Then eats most of them.
* A hungry mountain lion stalks into camp. Thor picks it up by the scruff of the neck then isn’t quite sure what do do. “Jane! What should I do with this beast? Bruce said they were endangered and if I encountered one I was not to kill it! IT IS TEARING MY FAVORITE SHIRT! JANE! WHERE SHOULD I PUT IT???” She manages to stop laughing long enough to take a photo.

The aforementioned photo:

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Oh, when I 
Find the controls 
I’ll go where I like 
I’ll know where I want to be 

The Chris Trifecta Does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
Pratt: *indignant screaming*
Hemsworth: Hmm, quite refreshing.
Evans: *ORGASMIC MOANING*

dummy game too strong

lifesam0untain:

bvchanan:

Chris Hemsworth out in London with his kids and wife / 22.06.14

Look how fucking giant his arms are though. I’m sure his baby is perfectly safe.

lookintohisheart:

HE GOT ANOTHER HOT-DOG AWESOME

This drink! I like it!

This drink! I like it!

Odin: [Loki] Is this my son I hear or the woman he loves?

Thor: When you speak, do I never hear Mother’s voice?

Richard: I think I’m going to have the sea bass.
Jane: Sea bass, yeah. Sea bass is good. Sea bass, sea bass, sea bass, sea bass, sea bass, sea bass. Seeeea. Baaaaaass… Sea bass.
Richard: Jane? Maybe you should stop saying “sea bass” and go after your friend.
Jane: [relieved] This was so fun! [runs off to science and look for Thor]
Richard: I’ll just stay here and say “sea bass” alone.
***
Thor: [trying to hide how jealous he is] So, who’s Richard?
Jane: [incredulously] Really?!

Richard: I think I’m going to have the sea bass.

Jane: Sea bass, yeah. Sea bass is good. Sea bass, sea bass, sea bass, sea bass, sea bass, sea bass. Seeeea. Baaaaaass… Sea bass.

Richard: Jane? Maybe you should stop saying “sea bass” and go after your friend.

Jane: [relieved] This was so fun! [runs off to science and look for Thor]

Richard: I’ll just stay here and say “sea bass” alone.

***

Thor: [trying to hide how jealous he is] So, who’s Richard?

Jane: [incredulously] Really?!

Yay, Fosterson Shippers!

lightning-strikes-and-stars-fall:

lightning-strikes-and-stars-fall:

My main headcannon for now is that they went on holiday after TTDW - possibly to Chile (they have some nice optical observatories)
They’re tired and traumatised after all that happened so some time off is long overdue. Obviously, Erik, Darcy and Ian are going as well.

They help each other deal with the trauma, relax on some fabulous beaches, try out the local cuisine, go camping and hiking in the Andes (to reach the observatories), go surfing, skiing and horse-riding.